Online Dating.....my crazy experiences

Introduction

Okay. I just could not think of anything to write on the blog so my friend ,  let’s call her Udy to protect the innocent, suggested that I “live in the moment”.  I told her that I do not know how. She so wonderfully expressed the ways that I live in the moment. Hmm.  Udy is right. I do act out and act up quite a bit with my silly behavior and don’t mind doing so. I now feel free knowing that I do actually live in the moment. I had no idea. Thanks Udy Pie!

Online Dating

So I am going to live in the moment. I am going to tell you about my online dating experiences. This may have to be a series of blog entries.

Where do I start. Okay let’s start with the men on www.PlentyofFish .com. I commonly refer to it as Plenty of DEAD Fish. You married ladies are very curious about what kind of men are on these sites. Well many of them are MARRIED. Creeps!  I wish I could call Moqueesha to let her know he is trying to cheat on her….oh but she is on the site also... Creepin” lol.

Okay here is a REAL Character’s profile

If you don't like sex. I don't want you

		Smoker?	No
Sign	Leo		Ethnicity	Black with Mixed Color hair
Height	5' 9" (175 cm)		Body Type	Average
Age	55 year old Man		Religion	Non-Religious
I am Seeking          a	Woman		For	Dating
Do you drink?	Socially		Do you want children?	Undecided/Open
Marital Status	Divorced		Do you do drugs?	No
Pets	No Pets		Eye Color	Brown
Profession			Do you have children?	No
Education	Associates  degree		Do you have a car?	Yes

About Me

Any woman who doesn't pick me. She has done me a favor. She helped me she didn't hurt my feeling.

 The drama of her ways are not needed in my life at this time. Take it to another man who doesn't know that your already crazy or have issues. He is blind to the red flags that you bring to the relationship. I see them in your movements. There is no need for you to open you mouth you.

First Date

On our first date I would take you to the casino or to karaoke. I hope I spelled that correctly. I like those spots.

 note:  I cut some parts out of the profile because they were racist or really offensive

My Story

Now he sent a note to me to show his interest. It said something like “you’re thick and juicy…just like I want it”. I decided to let him know that I am not impressed and he is very disrespectful. We went back and forth until I wore him out…it was tit for tat. He just had to tell me with great anger and hostility that women just do not satisfy him sexually the way he deserves. He said they cannot give him an erection and the women don’t know how to “get” an erection either.  He was out of control as if I was his problem.  I told him that if he wanted to play the game of tit for tat then bring it on.  I was up to my neck dealing with crazy single men, so I engaged him back and forth sending POF emails.  He finally said he was not going to talk to me anymore. GOOD!  I spoke my mind.

The Finale

Now the story does not end there. God told me that I had not represented HIM properly, so I apologized to God and wrote a nice note to the guy asking forgiveness. That is when he told me he refused to open anymore of my emails.

So this is your first view of online dating……”the Jerk”